During the time when H and I took our time-off, I was miserably upset. I was in a new place, with no friends around and the only source of communication is through phone or the Internet. So, I IM-ed my (gay) friend and decided to spill the beans to him. Being a good friend (and a gossiper) that he is, he patiently lend me his ears.
So I told him the whole deal, from A to Z. I also told him that H felt no "sparks" anymore between us. (We always had this unspoken chemistry since the day one that we met. Truthfully, I never felt the chemistry so strong with anyone else other than him. Not even when I was with my ex.)
Me: Dia cakap dah takde spark lagi. He said he still love me but he just does not feel the spark anymore.
Him: Spark apa ni? Kalau nak spark sangat suruh H ambik spark plug kereta tu. Tak pun ko sepak je dia.
Him: Or better yet, ambik dua ketul batu. Kemudian hantuk-hantukkan bagi sampai keluar spark. Boleh hidupkan api sekali.
Me: (laughs uncontrollably) Betul jugak tu. Batu tu boleh hantuk dekat kepala dia sekali lepas tu. Harap-harap berkekalan spark tu kat kepala dia.
Both of us: (laughs)
I don't care if you're really gay or not but all I know is that you made my day!