HFairy Tale

Facial hair, facial hair go away come another day or better yet, never come back!

Hi, my name is Moose and I'm very anal about facial hair.

(bunyi cengkerik)

Facial hair la, not anal. Haisssh.

It started innocently when I decided to get rid of all the unwanted facial hair. So what I did was, I went to the Indian saloon and asked them to do threading on the upper lip area and eyebrow and wallah from Frida Kahlo I transformed into Megan Fox. Gituh!

Now, I'm getting a bit obsessed on getting the perfect bush-free eyebrow that 2 weeks ago I went to STRIP , a waxing saloon in Sunway Pyramid to get my brows done. To my surprise, I was told that my brows are too thin and need no waxing. What? But don't you see that the (baby) hair has started to grow back? So, the waxer just trimmed and shaped my brows instead of waxing. That was 2 weeks ago and just now in the office's ladies, I saw the hairs started growing back and I really hate it. And the growth on the upper lips annoys me the most because I can't tweeze them because they hurt like hell. And Bangsar is so far away and traffic is like mad so I can't possible go there during lunch hour. (Oh yeah, I rather not eat than having an excessive unwanted facial hair)

I believe hair should not grow except on places where they should be like, on the top of your head and on the brows or you'll look like an alien.

Though she would be a hot alien.

I know that some women have a lot of hair on their face compared to others. It's all had to do with hormones, genes and race. They say, they say la kan that if you have Indian blood or Sikh, you are tend to be hairy than others. This is however is not a racist statement ok. But I don't have any Indian/Sikh blood in me yet I still have to tweeze, pluck and thread every fortnight. Why oh why??!! Surprisingly my legs are not that hairy, oh well maybe due to constant shaving and DIY waxing kot. I am very conscious about this hairy-matter because when I was in secondary school this mulut-takde-insurans/celupar batchmate of mine said directly to my face; "Moose, ko ada misai la" and my answer was; "Babi-lah ko".

Yes, I was foul-mouthed and still am. But I try to control that very hard if I may add. Bf doesn't like that trait of mine and I don't either, honestly. I say less 4-letter-words these days. Eh, come to think about it, why all the bad (swear) words are made up from 4 letters? Fuck, babi, p*ki (this I never say in my whole life because it downgrades the women-dalam nak mencarut sempat jadi feminist), shit, k*te (ni pun I never say). Tu je kot contohnya. (padahal banyak lagi, malu nak show-off vocab mencarut. haha)

And I'll never forget the day my friend ask me, is it normal to have hairy nipples?

Errr, yes but only if you have a set of dangling balls and dick..

p/s: I'm itching to try Brazilian waxing. The girl at STRIP keep on promoting me to do it. Ish, but I'm very shy to show "that" part to others..