13/12/2007

When A Star Falls Down (In Fashion)


Well, where shall I begin first? I know there's a lot (by a lot I mean rrreeeaaallyy A LOT) of things going on over Miss Malaysian Sweetheart over here. First, the lacey head scarf thingy on the head. I'm really interested to know which magazine did she flipped through and got her so inspired about. Come to think about it, maybe she's trying to potrait this but not quite get it?

Prada Spring/Summer 07

Oh you poor little thing! Let me tell you something, everything that looks good on the fashion magazine be it Vogue, Elle, Vanity Fair or whatever doesn't mean that it will always works on you. Now that the basic that everyone should know is cleared up, let's move on to the next topic, shall we? I actually like the blouse that she's wearing although it's satin and shiny but it looks great on her. So nothing about the shirt. Now this is the part where I enjoy the most. This is where the real deal takes place. How do I say it without sounding like a bitch? I guess there's no way I wouldn't sound like a bitch, am I? It's a satin, wrinkly and high-waisted pant! It's like 3 in 1 instant coffee or something, but not in a good way, of course. And since she's quite heavy on the down side, the pant only make it worse, satin(y) material will magnify the thighs like no other! Seriously, it's hard to pull it off unless you have a fab body like Agyness Deyn or hard flat stomach like Jessica Alba (she could pull anything off!) or skinny legs like those models have, but having a body that, uuhh-uh no way Jose. And wait, did I spot *clearing throat* a camel toe there underneath all those wrinkles at the crotch?

You see, she talented and lovely but this girl desperately needs a stylist or maybe reading Rachel Zoe's Style From A To Zoe between those break session would help?

7 comments:

nong@kween said...

Hey there,

Love ya blog. Write more...!!! Already bookmark ya as my fav :D

Moose said...

nong@kween: geez, thanks!

i, me, mine said...

love reading ur blog. i linked urs at mine

Starry Eyed said...

this post is so funny!! :P
yeah she have the looks. but sometimes her fashion sense is not what the public accepts as reasonable hehe. but shes still a darling though :)

Marliza Radzi said...

I love her but I must agree with one comment I read somewhere, "Money can't buy class". Siti, please get some help!!!!

OLD BLOSSOM BOX said...

yup, yup, major disaster, but my freinds designed the clothes, maybe the look just doesnt suit her. espesh the headgear thingy..

Moose said...

jezmine: I agree with you, sometimes it's not the designer's fault. It's just they design something that normal people wouldnt be able to pull off but people like Gemma Ward or Lily Cole easily do. But then again, it's the designer's responsibility to inform the client or which suit them and which doesnt.